STUPID QUESTION: WHEN PEOPLE SEE YOU LYING DOWN WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED AND THEY ASK, "ARE YOU SLEEPING?"
SMART ANSWER: "NO! I'M TRAINING TO DIE..."
SON: DAD I'M HUNGRY...
DAD: NICE TO MEET YOU HUNGRY!
SON: DAD, I'M SERIOUS...
DAD: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HUNGRY?
SON: ARE YOU KIDDING?!
DAD: NO, I'M DAD....
ONE DAY, A FATHER CREATED A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AND ADDED HIS SON. HIS SON ACCEPTED THE FRIEND REQUEST, AND HIS FATHER WENT TO SEE HIS PROFILE. THE FATHER WAS SO APPALLED AT WHAT HE SAW,HE CONFRONTED HIS WIFE ANGRILEY. GUESS WHAT DID HE SEE?
HE SAW THAT HIS SON LISTED 20+PEOPLE AS HIS BROTHER AND SISTER!!!
TELLING YOUR FACEBOOK FRIEND THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND THEY'LL SAY "NO WAY YOU ARE MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN ME" AND THEN YOU SAY" NO WAY YOUR BEAUTIFUL THEN ME" BUT YOUR REALLY THINGING... YES OKAY I AM
I DO WHAT I WANT, WHERE I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WITH WHO I WANT, FOR AS LONG AS I WANT, WHERE EVER I WANT.......BUT AS LONG AS MY MOTHER SAYS IT'S OK FIRST....^^
TODAY I'M GIVING YOU SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL, MY HEART ..... PLEASE BE CAREFUL HOW YOU HANDLE IT , NOT BECAUSE IT’S MINE , BUT BECAUSE YOUR INSIDE IT ..**
THERE IS A REASON WHY YOUR HEART IS LOCATED ON THE LEFT. IT'S BECAUSE IT'S NOT ALWAYS RIGHT^^
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY.AS SHE WAS LEAVING, SHE YELLED"YOU NEED TO GROW UP!". I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO HER. IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I DIDN'TGIVE HER THE PASSWORD TO MY SECERET FORT..^^
MY LIFE IS A MOVIE. GOD IS MY DIRECTOR. PEOPLE ARE MY AUDIENCE AND MY SUCCESS WILL BE THE CREDITS♥
HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN I TEXT YOU, IT MEANS I MISS YOU. BUT WHEN I DON'T TEXT YOU, IT MEANS I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO MISS ME...
THEN: "...AND DO YOU SPEAK ANY LANGUAGES?"
Me: YES, I SPEAK THE TRUTH, THAT SEEMS TO BE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE TO EVERYONE THAT I MEET*...*
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE!!
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1. YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM
2.YOU SERIOUSLY CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM
3. RE-READING THEIR TEXT MESSAGES AND THEM MAKING YOU SMILE.^^
WHEN I KILL A SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM, I NEVER CLEANIT UP. I JUST LEAVE IT THEIR SO OTHER SPIDERS KNOW NOT TO COME AGAIN...
I TEXT YOU A WHOLE PARAGRARHT WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND YOU TEXT ME BACK 40 MINUTES LATER SAYING "LOL"...
ARE YOU ASKING TO BE PUNCHED?
REPLYING TO A TEXT WITH "K" NOT ONLY SHOWS THAT YOU ARE A STUPID, IT ALSO SHOWS THAT YOU ARE ALAZY WHO ABBREVIATES A TWO LETTER WORD
WHO IS READY TO MAKE AN EPIC WISH ON 11/11/11 AT 11:11AM?
*** 24 MINUTES OF BATTERY LIFE LEFT ****
You: AHH, THAT IS ENOUGH TIME TO FINESH WHAT I AM DOING
*** 6 MINS LATER LAPTOP SHUTS DOWN ***
You: YOU PIECIES OF STUPID LAPTOP! YOU LIED TO ME!
A GOOD BOYFRIEND WILL NEVER WANT TO CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU EXCEPT FOR YOUR LAST NAME♥
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE IN CLASS, AND YOUR TEACHER ASKS YOU TO READ OUT LOUD, AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT PAGE THEY’RE ON.
Nice Answer for stupid Question ♥♥
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